BlizzardvsDecoy

In one of Don't Flop's most notoriously awkward clashes, a very young Blizzard from Manchester squared off against Australia's Decoy. The battle quickly veered into strange territory, defined almost entirely by Decoy's bizarre and theatrical performance. Forsaking traditional cadences for a spoken-word, comedic delivery, Decoy built his entire game plan around a single, repetitive angle: his intense dislike for Blizzard's face.

While the concept was amusing for a moment, it wore thin as Decoy's performance was plagued by constant, severe chokes. In moments where he lost his train of thought, he'd simply stop rapping to express his disdain, completely derailing any momentum. For his part, Blizzard, though still raw and unpolished, was the picture of composure by comparison.

He stuck to his game plan, delivered his written bars, and managed to land a few solid punches, including a memorable Google search bar about his opponent's home country. The official 3-0 decision for Blizzard was undeniable. This battle is less a showcase of elite lyricism and more a cult classic of battle rap absurdity.

It serves as an early, rugged snapshot of Blizzard's potential and a testament to one of the most memorably strange performances in Don't Flop history, courtesy of Decoy.