Soul KhanvsZM

In a throwback to the golden era of Grind Time Now, Soul Khan and ZM delivered a comedic clash for the ages that still rings off years later. From the jump, Soul Khan put on a clinic, weaponizing an arsenal of inventive fat jokes that were as hilarious as they were disrespectful. Lines about Colonel Sanders and snack cake barcodes had the crowd in a frenzy, establishing Khan as the clear frontrunner.

But ZM wasn't just a punching bag. He fired back with what became one of the most quoted lines of the period, the now-legendary 'Wet Bandits' scheme from 'Home Alone,' which had the entire room, including Khan's supporters, crying with laughter. ZM's spot-on impression of Khan's delivery also proved he came to perform.

Despite these heavy haymakers, Khan's consistency and surgical writing kept him in control. The battle was officially put to bed in the third. After ZM dropped a Star Wars reference, Soul Khan seized the moment with a legendary freestyle rebuttal, flipping the line into a 'snitch when the force is with you' bar that caused a full-on stoppage.

It was a masterstroke of off-the-top brilliance that cemented a clear victory for Khan and etched this battle into the culture's memory as a certified classic.